My Little Corner Of The World

Last month, I was in real need of a spiritual soul cleansing journey but of course I didn’t have enough cash to fly to India, so I just drove north. It was totally Eat, Pray, Tampa. Anyway, I let this cute-ish bartender trade me free drinks for a little action upstairs, and his ex-wife showed up. I should have minded my own business, but did I? Next thing you know, she is kicking me, and I have got this very heel in my hand and I am popping her eardrum - wha-poom, wha-poom! You don’t want to go down that road, honey.

(Source: voleureuse)